A select few herbivores go one step further and avoid all animal products—milk, eggs, honey, leather—and they call themselves vegan, which rhymes with "tree men." These people are intense.
Vegan facepalms, and thanks the leather shoe wearing vegetarian for the sweeping generalizations about vegans. Because lordie knows, the way to fight stereotypes affecting your sorry ass is to smack some on some other folk. Ass. Hat.
I do appalud the bit about restaurants, though. Honestly, I hate being presented with a pile of vegetables and being told it's dinner.
Now, if you don't mind, I have to contact the PETA Commando Squad and call out a strangulation-by-hemp hit on someone.

